Paris Hitlon: Action Archaeologist!

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Paris Hitlon: Action Archaeologist!

Post  justjay - admin on Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:51 pm

Name of Show:

Paris Hitlon: Action Archaeologist!

Genre:

Action Adventure Comedy

Channel:

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Tagline:

Finding artifacts... Saving lives... Restoring hope... That's HOT!

Plot Summary:

Paris Hilton plays a scantily clad archaeologist who not only carries those cute little chisels and brushes, but a big freaking gun! She flies around the world in a pink helicopter, putting right what once went wrong, exploring the artifacts of creepy lost civilizations and using the clues to help third world villages. Her sidekick is a tiny foreign boy of curious origin named Bonbon who speaks a language she doesn't understand (but which is translated for the audience). The main villain, Murdoc, is an angry British man who has no taste for style and hates third world villages for some reason.

When Does it come on?

Day: Thurday
Time: 1am

Cast:

-Paris Hilton as Paris Hiltun

-Onche as Bonbon

-Malcom Jamal Warner as Pit (Paris's Wisecrackin' Body Guard)

-Terrence McGovern as Launchpad (The Helicopter Pilot)

-J. Carroll Naish as Chief Angry Dog (The Wise Old Native American who lives in the forest behind Paris's mansion who sometimes pops up to dispense archaic knowledge and help Paris solve the episodes problems.)

Michael Des Barres as Murdoc

Memorable Lines or Scene:

Paris: Looks like Murdoc was behind this the whole time.

Bonbon: Oonk dern ulp tee boomboom. (Translation: That's what I've been trying to tell you!)

Paris: Awe. I love you too, Bonbon!

Bonbon: Deth mah! (Translation: Kill me!)

Murdoc: Youve done well, Paris! Care to join me for a spot of tea!

Paris: Drink up, Murdoc!

[Paris slaps on the cuffs that she has for some reason.]

Paris: They don't serve tea where your going!!


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Re: Paris Hitlon: Action Archaeologist!

Post  marshmellowsatellite on Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:53 am

LOL

You almost got me in trouble mister!! I work in a library and it is SHOOSH rules here and reading this made me actually laugh out loud!! You are so funny! You should actually write TV I would watch your shows.

The best part:

Paris: Looks like Murdoc was behind this the whole time.

Bonbon: Oonk dern ulp tee boomboom. (Translation: That's what I've been trying to tell you!)

Paris: Awe. I love you too, Bonbon!

Bonbon: Deth mah! (Translation: Kill me!)


I want to make up a show but I cant think of anything!
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Re: Paris Hitlon: Action Archaeologist!

Post  louisedollie on Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:45 pm

Paris rocks!

I would totally watch this!
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